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Author: Benji Haimoff
July 15, 2025
From Classic to Crazy: Funny, Unique & Good Burger Name Ideas
Some burgers make your mouth water. Others make you laugh first.
At Smash House Burgers 5 Towns, a great burger name does both. Every stacked, smashed, sauced-up build comes with personality – something you remember, post, or throw into the group chat. Our lineup tastes good, and talks back.
If you’re looking for funny burger names, types of burger names, or a few wild ideas for naming your next menu item or backyard grill-off, we’ve got you.
Why Burger Names Actually Matter
A smart name does more than describe what’s on the bun – it sets the tone.
- First impressions matter. “Classic Smashed” hits different than “Beef Patty No. 1.”
- Strong names get shared. Think captions, not calorie counts.
- Clever or unique burger names help lock in your brand – or just make people want to take a bite.
If it’s forgettable, it’s not finished.
Types of Burger Names That Stick
Here’s how the best burger names get built – from flavor-forward to just plain funny.
Classic & Descriptive
No fluff. Just flavor.
- Single Smashed
- Double Smashed
- Classic Smashed
Funny & Quirky
Names that go great with napkins and laughter.
- Sir Sizzle
- Hangry Hero
- Bunless in Seattle
Spicy or Bold
Names that bring heat and attitude.
- Jalapeño Burger
- Inferno Patty
- Firestarter
Pop Culture-Inspired
A nod, a pun, a smile.
- Chewbacca Cheddar
- Beef Me Up, Scotty
- The Notorious B.L.T
Location-Based
Let the map do the branding.
- “305” Smashed Burger – straight from Miami
- Empire Stack – stacked NYC-style
Smash House Burger Names – Real Ones
These aren’t concepts – they’re what we actually serve at Smash House Burger in 5 Towns:
- Single Smashed – clean, craveable, no-fuss
- Double Smashed – stacked, structured, satisfying
- “305” Smashed Burger – Miami-born, now in NY
- Classic Smashed – timeless and juicy
- Loaded Smashed – full tilt, maxed out
- Jalapeño Burger – built for bold bites
Explore the full spread on the smash house menu.
Burger Naming Tips That Actually Work
Naming a burger isn’t that different from building one. Here’s what makes a good one stick:
- Use wordplay that feels natural
- Pull from local culture or flavors
- Keep it snappy and repeatable
- Make sure it matches the build – spicy, stacked, simple, or strange
What’s Your Smash House Burger Name?
Get Inspired at Smash House 5 Towns
We serve burgers, and names, you’ll remember. Check out the real thing at Smash House Burger in 5 Towns.
Craving something stacked, loaded, or spicy? Order pickup of orders in 5 Towns and let the name do the talking while the burger does the walking.
Everybody’s a winner.
Benji Haimoff knows what people want: food that slaps, ingredients that matter, and menus worth showing up for. Nine locations later, he’s still building – and he’s just getting started. His motto? Everyone’s a winner. And with every bite, he makes sure of it, redefining kosher food and smashing expectations every time.
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